Wren Takes Over Alexa’s Blog

Hi guys! I’m Wren, the most fabulous boy you’ll ever meet and Alexa’s main character in her dystopian story. Alexa is on vacation (she really is) so I decided to take over her blog. She did have a scheduled post, buuuuuuuut I may have deleted it…..

Don’t worry! She’ll never know! She did say in that post that she would be gone for a week. (Which means PARTY TIME!!) So I figured that I would run her blog while she’s gone and prove to her that I’m a better blogger than she is. I mean I’ve been trying to get on this blog for awhile but she’s stopped me EVERY SINGLE TIME. Now, she can’t! There’s no stopping me!!!

Okay, quick question: do you think Alexa will be mad? Never mind, that doesn’t matter, she knows I could beat her in a wrestling match. Though, she could probably beat me in a race. ๐Ÿ˜† (Woah, look that yellow thing with a face that I just placed. That’s cool!) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž More yellow things!

I did read through her scheduled post though and there were some things I thought were so important that I would include. (Because I’m going to be the best blogger ever!)

First, Alexa said she would be gone for a week. That means she won’t find this post for a week!!

Second, she also said in her other post that she was so happy that AFH (whatever that stands for) almost has 100 followers. She said she would be planning a celebration post soon.

Third, she mentioned some sort of contest. I think Teen Write Book was hosting the contest-sorry, excuse my manners, it’s Teen Writer’s Nook. They are hosting a writing contest where you can actually get your story published!!! In Alexa’s scheduled post, she seemed like she was very excited. (I know because I saw her running around the house, screaming like a chicken. It was pretty hilarious. I took a video. Maybe I should show you guys sometime!) But, if you would like to go check out the contest, she put a link, so click here. I hope I got the right link!

Okay, now that I got business matters done, we can get to the fun! What should we do while Alexa isn’t here?

We could spam her comments?

Ooh, or we could play a game? That’s the thing though, I don’t know what game to play. I could go get my friend, because she is the master of doing hard stuff, but I don’t know if she’d like that. Wait. I could give you a face reveal! (Cause my face is so handsome) Nah, that might make Alexa SUPER mad. Cause I know that she was planning a big post for me to be introduced to the blogosphere. Oh well, I guess you guys already know me!

*LIGHT BULB*

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Woah, guys, look at the picture thingy!

GUYS! I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA! I’m going to go make a new page on Alexa’s blog and you guys can go over and “sign my guest list” by commenting below the page saying: ____was here. That way I can show Alexa all the signatures I got and show her who should be running this place.

Oooh, and I will even make a password! Okay, here’s the password for my totally fabulous fan page: wrenrocks

BEST PASSWORD EVER!

Okay, now I’m out of ideas.

*Silence*

*Silence*

I HAVE AN IDEA!

LET’S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!

Yep. We are doing just that. So y’all can leave your truths or dares down below and I will do them!

Note: Go easy on the dares, ๐Ÿ˜Ž because I’m still perfecting my walking skills. I have prosthetic legs because of an accident, but do not pity me! Actually, in fact, give me HARD dares! That way I can prove to you that I can do them!

Now I don’t know what to do. Should I end the post? Or is it too short? I don’t know, this is a lot harder-NOPE this is totally easy because I am the best blogger EVER! Oooh, look at that strike through thingy! I’ma do it again!

Maybe we could chat in the comments? Yeah! Let’s do that! Maybe you could even introduce yourself so I know who you are!

Okay, now at the end of a blog post, you usually summarize what you talked about.

So do not forget to give me your dares (or truths), check out my “fan” page on Alexa’s blog and……

I’m forgetting something.

Oh yeah, talk to me below!

Another quick question: do I sound like a blogger? Hey look! I used the line thing again! Alright, now I’m pretty satisfied with my blog post.

Wren out! ๐Ÿ˜Ž

32 thoughts on “Wren Takes Over Alexa’s Blog

  1. Did someone really take over Alexa’s blog? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Poor Alexa.
    A truth or dare, huh? I dare you to post something where you talk about your most embarrassing moment.
    There are all kinds of bloggers- there is no ‘real’ blogger.

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    • Haha, yep Inaya! I figured it was time for me to make an appearance. ๐Ÿ˜‰ What an epic dare! Iโ€™m so excited to do your dare and post about it if I can sneak on Alexaโ€™s blog again or if she will let me. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thatโ€™s true! Alexaโ€™s always talking about how she loves each unique blog in the blogosphere.

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  2. Hi, Wren! I’m also writing in character today. But I don’t really know how all this blog stuff works, or even what a blog is, because it’s 1996 and blogs don’t exist yet. So many fonts and fancy formatting compared to the websites I’ve seen in 1996. And a lot of people in 1996 haven’t even seen a website, because websites were just invented a few years ago and the technology is just now starting to reach the mainstream. Anyway, I’m a university student from the USA, studying mathematics; I’m going to study for my upcoming exam, then listen to R.E.M. and Hootie and the Blowfish and watch X-Files. I kind of feel like playing Super Nintendo too, but I can’t because the Super Nintendo is back home with my parents and younger brother. I’ve heard Nintendo has a new console coming out soon; I wonder if my brother is going to get that one?

    You can read about me here: https://dontletthedaysgoby.home.blog/

    Truth or dare… if you say truth, then I want you to tell me about your accident, and if you say dare, then I dare you to tell me about your accident.

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    • Hi, Greg! Itโ€™s so great to meet you. Oh really? I guess blogs havenโ€™t been around for that long. I just learned what a blog was a few months ago! Studying for mathematics? Thatโ€™s awesome; Iโ€™m a fan of math as well! (Not Alexa) Ooh, I know Alexa has a Nintendo so Iโ€™ll have to play it some time.
      Aww, I was hoping to get around this XD. Iโ€™ll be brave and do your dare, if Alexa will let me back on the blog. ๐Ÿ˜†

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  3. I signed your guestlist ๐Ÿ˜Œ
    Yes you sound like a ‘real’ blogger ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Truth: what’s something odd you do?
    Dare: I dare you to message someone ‘merry christmas’ without context. No deleting, and no telling them it was a dare until at least a couple days later.

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    • Hello, Rayna! Thank you so much for signing my guest list! (Now Iโ€™ll have a great list to present to Alexa! ๐Ÿ˜‚) Aww, thank you so much! I was hoping I would sound like a โ€œrealโ€ blogger. ๐Ÿ˜‰
      Ooh, I like this truth. I do very many odd things. And for your dare, Iโ€™m going to sneak onto Alexaโ€™s stuff and message someone! *rubs hands evilly* Your dare makes me wonder if you have ever done something like that… ๐Ÿคฃ

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  4. Howdy-do Wren!
    Girl, you sound like an AWESOME blogger!!! (You’ve mastered those yellow things and strikethroughs too!) ๐Ÿ˜‰ Ooooh, truth or dare!!! Let’s see…I want you to tell the truth about three of your favorite things! (This is my first time playing truth or dare like this, so I hope that works!!) XD I can’t wait to go check out that fan page and I hope you have an awesome time while Alexa’s away on vacation! ;P

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    • Hello, Victoria! *bows* I know I am very awesome. ๐Ÿ˜‰ I know right? These yellow things are my favorite now! ๐Ÿ™ƒ (Iโ€™m probably using them way more than I should.) ๐Ÿคฃ Ooh, my three favorite things? Iโ€™m going to have some fun with that. (Donโ€™t worry, that totally will work……I think) Aww yes, Iโ€™m having a splendid time! I hope you have an amazing day too!

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  5. Hi Wren!!!! It’s so nice to meet you!! You’ve totally got the hang of the yellow things and the strike throughs!! ๐Ÿคฃ I’m going to your page right after this comment to sign your list!!
    Truth or dare huh? Hmmm…
    Truth: What is the dumbest thing you’ve said/done in front of someone you really like?
    And…
    Dare: I dare you to tell Alexa right now that you posted on her blog!!

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    • Hello, Chloe! I know, Iโ€™m loving these yellow things! ๐Ÿ˜… Aww, thank you so much for signing my list! Oh no. Iโ€™ve done a lot of dumb things especially in front of someone I like. Sooo this will be super fun to share to around 100 people. ๐Ÿ˜†
      And even a bigger oh no! This is going to be tough. But I will tell her! (Prepare for a rage post XD)

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      • Yeah! Np!
        Oh yeah, can’t wait to see what you’ll share! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜‚
        Don’t worry Wren, we will all beg her to let you on sometimes!! And we’ll all make sure you don’t get in trouble!! ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  6. Hey Wren! You sound cool!

    I dare you tell to tell Alexa that you took over her blog before she finds out when she goes to her blog!! Hard enough for ya?

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    • Hello, Trixie! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
      Oh no. *breathes* Alrighty, Iโ€™ll do it Trixie, but prepare for a wild, raging, apologizing for my weirdness post from Alexa! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh the things I do. Iโ€™m going to be grounded for years! ๐Ÿคฃ

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  7. More yellow things๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    AFH stands for A Fangirl’s hideaway Wren๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜›.
    I dare you to eat mayo and ice cream๐Ÿ˜›
    Describe your crush?
    How are you related to Alexa?

    I’m Sabrina. Nice to meet you Wren. I’ll sign the page but I think Alexa should run the blog (sorry๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ™ƒ)

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    • Aww yes, yellow things will rule the world someday! (After me) ๐Ÿคฃ Oh it does? Hmm, that makes more sense now. Mayo and ice cream? Alexa had to do this once and it was not a pleasant sight. ๐Ÿ˜† I guess that means Alexaโ€™s going to be mocking me while I eat it! ๐Ÿ˜… Describe my crush! Ooh, thatโ€™s going to be fun. (My crush is the third best thing in the world after me and the yellow things.) And another great question! You must have some experience playing truth or dare!
      *waves* Hello, Sabrina! Really? ๐Ÿ˜ง Hmm, then Alexa and I will have to battle! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜Ž

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  8. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ This is the BEST. POST. EVER. Wren, I’ve never wanted to laugh so hard in a blog post before. Seriously. Buuut I’m still voting for Alexa to run the blog, cuz she’s my gal. Hey, maybe y’all could be co-bloggers. OR you could get your own blog. In fact, that is my dare: you have to start up your own blog. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Oh, and THANK YOU for giving the shoutout to TWN’s contest thingy. ๐Ÿ™‚ And you TOTALLY sound like a real blogger. Especially with the yellow things, picture thingy, and strike through. It was amazing. XD Anyway, I guess I should’ve started out this post introducing myself. Heya, I’m Issabelle. A slightly crazy, overly optimistic, teen author. Nice to meet you. *tips imaginary hat* *waves* and now I’m off to go sign your guest book.

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    • Huh. I never really considered myself that funny. (Just kidding, I’m totally super funny!) And now I have evidence from you to back up that claim! Aww yes, I am so going to start up my own blog! I’m already imagining what it will look like. You bet! I figured I just had to announce it since it sounds so EPIC! *bows* Thank you very much. I was totally not wondering if I sounded like a real blogger. ๐Ÿ˜‰ Issabelle has arrived! I’ve heard so much about you, Katherine, and Alana! Oh yeah! ๐Ÿ˜Ž Another guest book signer! I have too many fans already. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  9. HEEELLLOOOOO, Wren!!!!!!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ I’m Kat (Alexa’s friend)! It’s nice to meet you!!!!!!!๐Ÿ˜€ You TOTALLY sound like a real blogger!!!!!!!!!! And THANK YOU SO MUCH for the shoutout for TWN’s contest!!!!!!!!!! (Hehehe, I thought it was funny when you called our blog Teen Write Book!๐Ÿ˜‚)
    Oh, and I dare you to tell us an embarrassing moment (though if you don’t want to do this, you don’t have to). And for truth–tell us your middle name.
    LOVED the post, Wren!!!!!!!! (Psst . . . you should take over Alexa’s blog more often. XD XD XD)

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    • Hello, Kat! It’s a pleasure to meet you too! Yay! Thank you for the reassurance! You bet! (Yah, I may have forgotten the correct way to write your site’s title. But only for a second!!) I’m totally gonna do that! (Really, I should? Don’t worry, I’ve got plenty more tricks up my sleeves ๐Ÿ˜‰)

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