Hi guys! I’m Wren, the most fabulous boy you’ll ever meet and Alexa’s main character in her dystopian story. Alexa is on vacation (she really is) so I decided to take over her blog. She did have a scheduled post, buuuuuuuut I may have deleted it…..
Don’t worry! She’ll never know! She did say in that post that she would be gone for a week. (Which means PARTY TIME!!) So I figured that I would run her blog while she’s gone and prove to her that I’m a better blogger than she is. I mean I’ve been trying to get on this blog for awhile but she’s stopped me EVERY SINGLE TIME. Now, she can’t! There’s no stopping me!!!
Okay, quick question: do you think Alexa will be mad? Never mind, that doesn’t matter, she knows I could beat her in a wrestling match. Though, she could probably beat me in a race. 😆 (Woah, look that yellow thing with a face that I just placed. That’s cool!) 😂🤣😃😂😎😎 More yellow things!
I did read through her scheduled post though and there were some things I thought were so important that I would include. (Because I’m going to be the best blogger ever!)
First, Alexa said she would be gone for a week. That means she won’t find this post for a week!!
Second, she also said in her other post that she was so happy that AFH (whatever that stands for) almost has 100 followers. She said she would be planning a celebration post soon.
Third, she mentioned some sort of contest. I think Teen Write Book was hosting the contest-sorry, excuse my manners, it’s Teen Writer’s Nook. They are hosting a writing contest where you can actually get your story published!!! In Alexa’s scheduled post, she seemed like she was very excited. (I know because I saw her running around the house, screaming like a chicken. It was pretty hilarious. I took a video. Maybe I should show you guys sometime!) But, if you would like to go check out the contest, she put a link, so click here. I hope I got the right link!
Okay, now that I got business matters done, we can get to the fun! What should we do while Alexa isn’t here?
We could spam her comments?
Ooh, or we could play a game? That’s the thing though, I don’t know what game to play. I could go get my friend, because she is the master of doing hard stuff, but I don’t know if she’d like that. Wait. I could give you a face reveal! (Cause my face is so handsome) Nah, that might make Alexa SUPER mad. Cause I know that she was planning a big post for me to be introduced to the blogosphere. Oh well, I guess you guys already know me!
GUYS! I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA! I’m going to go make a new page on Alexa’s blog and you guys can go over and “sign my guest list” by commenting below the page saying: ____was here. That way I can show Alexa all the signatures I got and show her who should be running this place.
Oooh, and I will even make a password! Okay, here’s the password for my totally fabulous fan page: wrenrocks
BEST PASSWORD EVER!
Okay, now I’m out of ideas.
I HAVE AN IDEA!
LET’S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!
Yep. We are doing just that. So y’all can leave your truths or dares down below and I will do them!
Note: Go easy on the dares, 😎 because I’m still perfecting my walking skills. I have prosthetic legs because of an accident, but do not pity me! Actually, in fact, give me HARD dares! That way I can prove to you that I can do them!
Now I don’t know what to do. Should I end the post? Or is it too short?
I don’t know, this is a lot harder-NOPE this is totally easy because I am the best blogger EVER! Oooh, look at that strike through thingy! I’ma do it again!
Maybe we could chat in the comments? Yeah! Let’s do that! Maybe you could even introduce yourself so I know who you are!
Okay, now at the end of a blog post, you usually summarize what you talked about.
So do not forget to give me your dares (or truths), check out my “fan” page on Alexa’s blog and……
I’m forgetting something.
Oh yeah, talk to me below!
Another quick question: do I sound like a blogger? Hey look! I used the line thing again! Alright, now I’m pretty satisfied with my blog post.
Wren out! 😎